Fancy being a dinosaur keeper? Chester Zoo tells you how

Asylum.com.uk: Fancy being a dinosaur keeper? Chester Zoo tells you how

Dear Chester Zoo,

We saw the vacancy for three dinosaur keepers on your website and, frankly, it's our dream job. We have a long history of knowing things about dinosaurs and reckon we would be perfect for the position.

In accordance with your job description we have a vast shared knowledge of prehistoric beasts and great communication skills (as evidenced by our desire to share said knowledge with anyone and everyone at a moment's notice).

We've also seen Jurassic Park more times than is healthy or rational, had extensive discussions regarding ways to make raptors more deadly, and contemplated building a dino-inspired craft for our upcoming Flugtag escapade.

Please find enclosed... Wait - what? 65 million years too late, you say? Robotic dinosaurs instead?

No - we don't know anything about those.

Well, given that the Asylum team will no longer be applying for said role, that leave you lot free to give it your best shot.

Word to the wise, though - the advert makes mention of two-tonne piles of T-rex dung... Good luck!